Monday, November 4, 2013

"Historical Inaccuracies"

Anachronisms abound in this cheeky cover for Zig Zag Claybourne's upcoming collection of short stories "Historical Inaccuracies".

"Prehistoric Jesus didn’t work out. Premature transfiguration. Inquisition Jesus kept slipping on the blood. No traction, no peace. Sitcom Jesus had all the right ingredients but wasn’t funny enough for anyone to want to buy the entire first season on DVD. And why they thought to put an annoying kid in the cast no one knows. Tomorrow we’ll have Techno Jesus. Tomorrow is today."

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